#i am working on other fruit designs and also other non fruit designs

[eldritchcircus]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS!!! YOU GOTTA BE CUTE ABOUT IT!!!

I'll be honest discovering that I can design patterned print clothing/goods has been mind blowing, it's so fun lol.

YOU CAN BE COVERED IN MY LEMONS!! All this is for sale at SharoGear @ Etsy!!

[devildomwriter]

Ten Manga I Think They’d Enjoy

Lucifer

He likes manga that reads like classic literature, dark stories, mysteries, psychological stories, and occasionally something sweet or cute

Monster, Devilman, Children of the Sea, A Country Without Humans, Doomsday With My Dog, Island in a Puddle, Erased, For the Kid I Saw In My Dreams, Innocent, Shonen Note

Mammon

He likes stories involving his personal hobbies like working on cars, gambling, etc. he also enjoys funny stories and secretly cute romances or relatable romances

The Brave-Tuber, Call of the Night, Fruits Basket, Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan, Initial D, Fairy Tail, Chio’s School Road, Gambling Apocolypse, Kakeguri, Prince Freya

Leviathan

Leviathan loves everything but he’s especially a fan of gaming manga, magical girls, monster girls, isekai, and the classics

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Black Butler, Berserk, Darling in the Franxx, Dragon Goes House Hunting, I Want to Be A Wall, The Great Snake’s Bride, Puella Magi Madoka, Sailor Moon, Magical Girl Incident

Satan

Satan loves manga that reads like classical literature but he also loves stories about cats, dark mysteries, psychological stories and ones with characters he finds relatable

Chi’s Sweet Home, Ascendance of a Bookworm, Ex-Yakuza and Stray Kitten, Evil Secret Society of Cats, I Am a Cat Barista, Case Closed, Night of the Living Cat, Natsume’s Book of Friends, Summertime Rendering, The Promised Neverland

Asmodeus

Asmodeus mostly enjoys romance whether it’s cute and fluffy or extremely erotic

Ouran High School Host Club, Lovesick Ellie, Monster Musume, MADK, Yarichin Bitch Club, Cherry Magic!, Dick Fight Island, Sweat and Soap, Shiori’s Diary, Nina the Starry Bride

Beelzebub

Beelzebub is a big fan of manga involving food but he also enjoys a good action adventure and sports manga

Food Wars, Delicious in Dungeon, Farming Life in Another World, Mashle, Sachi’s Monstrous Appetite, Starving Anonymous, Something’s Wrong With Us, Eyeshield 21, Kaiju No 8, Campfire Cooking in Another World With My Absurd Skill

Belphegor

Belphegor likes stories with relatable characters which can be hard to find but he also loves adventures, horror, and Slice of life; he’s a little all over the place

Sleep Princess in the Demon’s Castle, The Girl From the Other-side, Hell’s Paradise, Mieruko-Chan, Tokyo Aliens, Shibuya Goldfish, Non Non Biyori, Kemono Jihen, Beyond the Clouds, Laid Back Camp

Solomon

Solomon loves compelling narratives, dark psychological stories, stories that take a deeper look a humanity and immortality, and one’s that involves demons/angels/sorcerers. He does also love cat books like Satan

Death Note, Creepy Cat, No Longer Human, Devils and Realist, Frieren, Made in Abyss, Mao, Sakamoto Days, A School Frozen in Time, Stein’s Gate, Happiness

Thirteen

Thirteen is a little all over the place, she likes to see what’s popular but she also enjoys slashers, one’s that take a closer look at death and spirits, and dark romance

Elfen Lied, Attack on Titan, Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid, Momo the Blood Taker, Assassination Classroom, Can’t Stop Cursing You, Love of Kill, Angels of Death, Vampire Knight, Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

Simeon

Simeon enjoys reading manga that have some religious aspects, he likes ones about authors since they are relatable, and he enjoys some random ones here and there that are cute or funny. He’s also a sucker for a pure romance

Heaven’s Design Team, Gabriel Dropout, The King’s Beast, Merman in My Tub, My Girlfriend’s Child, A Sign of Affection, Tsubaki Chou Lonely Planet, An Incurable Case of Love, Monthly Girl’s Nozaki Kun, Perfect World

Raphael

Raphael canonically likes coming of age sports dramas. I believe he’s also he amused by one’s involving ant Christian aspects about angels and demons, heaven and hell. He also enjoys one’s that include his hobbies like security, military, and anything to do with fashion

Blue Lock, Haikyu, Blue Exorcist, Vatican Miracle Examiner, Maiden of the Needle, My Dress Up Darling, Not Sew Wicked Step Mother, Witch Hat Atelier, A Bride’s Story, Wind Breaker

Luke

Luke loves to try everything but his books are monitored to make sure he doesn’t stumble upon anything inappropriate for his age ana angel status. He loves ones about food, animals, adventure, and a good slice of life or 4-panel.

Happy Happy Clover, Yuzu the Pet Vet, Yotsuba&!, Sui and Tai-Chan, My Hero Academia, Demon Slayer, Dinosaur Sanctuary, Kitchen Princess, Astro Boy, Naruto

Michael

Michael enjoys funny books, one’s that take a closer look at humanity and war, classical adaptations, and one’s involving angels and demons.

Spy X Family, Maximum Ride, Takane and Hana, Obey Me! The Comic, Mr Villain’s Day Off, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Les Miserables, Apothecary Diaries, Deer King, Yona of the Dawn

Mephistopheles

Mephistopheles likes books that involve history, nobility, prestigious jobs, mystery, and equestrian sports. He also enjoys one’s about demons and servants.

From the Red Fog, Derby Queen, The Elusive Samurai, Imperfect Girl, Peach Boy Riverside, The Splendid Work of the Monster Maid, Tales of the Kingdom, Tokyo Ghoul, Noragami, The Rose of Versailles

Barbatos

Barbatos prefers books that are dark and disturbing as well as insightful books on time, immortality, grief, morality vs law, etc.

Phantom Tales of the Night, My Dear Curse Casting Vampiress, A Silent Voice, Orange, Moriarty the Patriot, Nicola Traveling Around the Demon World, Royal Tutor, Usatoki Rhetoric, The Valiant Must Fall, To Your Eternity

Diavolo

Diavolo absolutely loves cute family manga, funny manga, one’s that involve demons and angels, cute romances, and exciting action and adventure. He isn’t picky and will read anything if it’s been recommended to him.

Wolf Childen, Earthian, The Devil is a Part-Timer, Seraph of the End, Mama Akuma, Little Devils, Cells at Work, Snow White With Red Hair, The Vampire and His Pleasant Companions, Azumanga Diaoh

[dreadfutures]

Great Adult Presents Between Adult Friends

a list inspired by gifts I've given or been asked for or want, but not including crafts and art you make yourself because those are more obviously treasures. this list is for "oh I have no idea what to gift/make someone"

Special Interest Magazines - from Star Trek, Astronomy, to SpecLit, and beyond

Little Trinkets - for their desks at work/elsewhere, things they can look at and think of you. candles in fun shapes! weather crystals! little carved figurines!

Calendars - desk and wall calendars with art on subjects they're interested in, like National Parks or Seasons or Alphonse Mucha or anything

Food Gift Baskets - either fresh season fruit like Harry & David Pears or non perishable things like assorted hot chocolates to try, or hot sauces, or cheeses. I like this strat better than gift carding.

Comfort Items - Blankets for display and for outside and for inside comfort, pillows both decorative and practical, hot water bottles, fluffy robes. How likely is someone gonna buy it for themselves? but they'll appreciate having it!

Museum Memberships. They can always choose not to renew in the coming year, but a museum membership often gives them complimentary / reciprocal free admission to other museums within the same association. It also often lets them take +1's! A single one time gift can turn into a whole year of goodness :) AND this goes for BOTANICAL GARDENS AND AQUARIUMS AND ZOOS TOO.

A Book That Was Important To You Sometime - Even if I don't end up reading it or liking it I am honored and happy to have a book someone cared about in my collection, especially if they tell me why. I will think of them always and it feels like a piece of them!

Special Editions of things they already have - a special edition book or album or game case or anything will be a beautiful addition even if I've already read/consumed that media.

These are great for semi-surprise gifts, where you don't just go and ask "Hey, I'm getting you something, what do you like."

As for other gifts where you aren't so concerned with surprise, since they may require some coordinating:

A Large Version of Their Favorite Scent (perfume, cologne)

An Appointment at a Cat Cafe

Tickets to a Museum/Aquarium "After Dark" Event

Tickets to a Museum/Gallery Special Exhibition

An Intro Class for a Specialty Hobby (like book binding, cooking, ceramics)

A Piece of Art from a Local Artist they would never find elsewhere (photographers, 2d media artists, sculptors, anything) (safe subjects include: birds, fields, beaches, mountains, urban art specific to their home; more adventurous subjects and depictions depending on how well you know their style; safe size is small like a post card or 8x11", but for something you're confident in, bigger is special! aluminum prints are very nice)

COOKBOOKS. Classic cookbooks like Better Homes & Gardens or good French cooking staples, or niche books like for a specific ethnic cuisine, or for a specific type of food like ramen, or cookbooks by their favorite celebrity

Art Book for a Favorite Movie/Series.

Designer Measuring Cups/Bowls. Upgrade them from the plain plastic/glass/metal that they use. There are amazing porcelain/china designs for even things like measuring SPOONS (this was a hit with my sister who bakes - and that set came with a matching apron)

Resin Lamps. From humpback whales, cloud scapes, to Pokemon, there are beautiful resin displays that light up and are more unique than just a figurine.

[ener-chi]

Chronic sinus infections run in my family. For most of my life, anytime I would get even the slightest cold - boom, sinus infection, guaranteed. And then I'd have to go to the doc and get some antibiotics and wait for it to clear up in a week or two.

When I was 19, my mother and my grandmother suggested to me that I should get acupuncture for it. At the time, I was a nihilist and very scientifically-minded, and kind of scoffed at the idea. Not to mention, I was never a big fan of needles. BUT what did I have to lose? They were just needles, after all.

So I made an appointment. Between the time that I made an appointment and my actual appointment, I ended up contracting a sinus infection. So I went in for acupuncture.

Not only did the acupuncture make my sinus infection go away without antibiotics - which has never happened before - I've never had one ever again.

That was 7 years ago.

I was astounded and amazed - just pure needles shouldn't have such an effect on my body like that, especially with something that I have always needed antibiotics for. I was very curious, and long story short acupuncture had incredible results for my physical and mental health, changed my belief system, changed my life, and then prompted me to pursue a degree in acupuncture and chinese medicine, where I am now at the end of my first year of school.

This summer, we started taking a class called Acupuncture Techniques. It's the beginnings of us learning different needling techniques and manipulations, and needling each other for the first time.

Each class, we get lecture on some techniques/manipulations, have a demonstration, and then have a list of points for us to try out on a partner. The points are a non-cohesive - designed for us to try different points and different parts of the body. But also, they're picked so that they don't interact with one another and don't have a therapeutic effect on the person that they wouldn't want - a set of points that are harmless and have really no lasting effects.

I have been feeling discouraged and frustrated in this class, because due to lack of time and also other considerations, I would only be able to get through about half the points on the list. I felt like I was falling behind, and also that I was feeling anxious and rushed and as a result wasn't able to feel things as much as I would like.

But in another class, we had a teacher talk about how in certain traditions, the first time people needle another human is their first clinical shift - they spend most of the time learning their techniques on fruit/leather/other objects that we get to practice on. This really eased my anxieties, and helped me realize that it was okay that I wasn't getting all of the points done, and that I would be okay.

But another thing that he mentioned, is that even though they say that the points that we are needling on each other are harmless due to the lack of combination - that's really a myth. Any time you are putting a needle in someone, you are connecting with their Qi, and the Universe, and you are likely to have some kind of therapeutic effect, especially if that's your intention.

This really resonated with me, and I decided that for the last techniques class we had, I wouldn't worry about the number of points or getting points done I hadn't had a chance to yet - I would just focus on doing what the person needed, and giving them a treatment. I really wanted to focus on that, and actually trying to feel and focus on the Qi sensations and interactions.

At the beginning of the term, they encouraged us to find a partner and stick with them for the whole 6 weeks. I ended up having a different partner each week, and decided for the last class that I would continue the trend, and let whoever wanted to work with me, work with me - to let whoever needed treatment from me be aligned with me.

That brings me to today. In class, there were 3 unpaired people that I could've potentially worked with. One girl came up and asked if I wanted to work with her, and I agreed. While I was getting setup, I told her that I wanted to focus more on a therapeutic effect, and asked if there was anything she wanted to have worked on.

She said that for the last couple of days, she has had a sinus infection, and wanted that to be worked on. She hadn't taken any antibiotics. Fast forwarding, I treated her, and it was an incredible experience for us both, and afterwards, she felt much better, and could actually breathe through both of her nostrils freely for once.

She said she would follow up with me in a few days and let me know if her sinus infection clears up. I already know that it is going to.

I am just... completely, utterly floored. My first actual time giving someone a real treatment with acupuncture ended up being for the same thing that I went in for my first acupuncture treatment, and what ultimately led me to study it. Completely full circle. The synchronicity of it all is just... insane. I got super emotional when it happened, and still do just thinking about it.

I know who I am now, and every day I feel more and more rooted in myself and my energy. For a while I had forgotten and lost sight of my purpose, what was important to me, and what I was meant to do. But I see my Path clearly now - I am a healer. I was always meant to be, and today's experience is a wonderful affirmation that I am right where I need to be.

I want to learn and to understand the secrets and underpinnings of reality and of the Universe, and I want to use that understanding to help and heal other people. And I gladly dedicate myself to this work. I have fallen in love with Chinese Medicine, and the other healing modalities that I am drawn towards. I have already helped so many of my classmates, and I am excited to share what I am learning with the rest of the world, and those that I am destined to help.

Thanks for reading. I hope that you have a wonderful night!

Blessings!

[alexissara]

Quick Review: Grand Slam Romance Book 1

Grand Slam Romance is a really fun time, I am not at all a sports girly and even less so a fan of baseball or softball but this story was a total blast to read with lots of lesbians having sex, being messy as shit and tons of great goofs. Astra Maxima is one of my favorite characters in any medium that I read in 2024 being a really fun and messy character who has a lot of solid funny scenes. The comic does a good job of keeping a light tone while also keeping you invested in these characters and their feelings for each other. At first it's hard to read Astra but getting to know her feelings near the end really feels like a nice pay off, everyone is fun and it's just a simple good time.

It does feel like the story didn't totally wrap everything up intentionally for a second book to exist but I want to read that second book, I think there MIckey and Astra end up is great and I adored seeing all the different kinds of sapphics represented from our He/hims to our non binary lesbians to femmy lesbian fuck boys we really had it all here. The character designs are top of the line and the pair of Ollie and Emma really work amazingly together. It's the kind of comic project you can tell the creators love each other and that love shows up in the world, a beautiful dance of collaboration that any artist who has got to work with someone they love will see the fruits of.

I bought this book on a whim and I for sure do not regret picking up the hard cover. It's a really great time and one I think other people should check out too. I look forward to the future book and seeing how the follow up to this works. The romance in book one was good, compelling, and a great bit of one of my favorite dynamics which is lesbian childhood best friends but I would love to see it go even further now that they are reunited.

Also like full bias Astra is like exactly how I make my OCs down to the look, like she looks basically like an ideal me so I am totally biased towards this fuckgirl. Basically she can do anything awful and I'd forgive her on sight, she's the moment, there is no blaming her.

If you enjoy these reviews you can read more, I write lots of them and if you really enjoy them I can always use support over on Patreon and Ko-fi.

[cats-of-eden-valley]

Bat anon is back with more weird, niche questions! Since I've hit a bit of a roadblock with my own writing, I was curious, how did you decide what non-feline traits to give to the prides? They're really amazing designs and wonderful worldbuilding, so it caught my eye!

Anyway, on today's episode of "Bat anon's sleep-deprived-brain questions", can the prides make any form of pottery/that kinda stuff? Considering there seems to be plenty of rivers in the Valley, it could be plausible.

Okay last question, I promise, do the prides make alcohol of any kind? Like, I know their society is primitive, but things like fermented fruit juices or mead are surprisingly easy to make if you have the things you need. Or like, imagine the outsiders have some form of alcohol and when Lotus joins the prides, they bring not only societal change, but also booze. It's a funny idea that's been I'm my head all day lmao.

What prompted this question, you ask? I fell down a rabbit hole of easy-to-make alcohol while researching for my own xenomoggy (yes, I am giving my children alcohol. they deserve it after all I've put them through lmao)

Also, I'm glad my questions didn't come off as obnoxious! And don't worry, you'll see me around plenty! I'm like a fae - you invited me into your home, and you'll not be rid of me any time soon! (/j)

Once again, no pressure to answer if you don't wanna! Feel free to tell me if my questions start to get annoying, I don't want to come off as pushy or rude.

Hope you have a beautiful rest of your day/night, and I pray the writing gods bless you with plenty of motivation!

-🦇

The non-feline traits are hard ngl (especially when I realize I. Have to draw them.) but mostly came from the thought of, okay, what would look cool AND theoretically aid their survival and support their niche within the valley

So you get Goldspring, who (used to) work together to get bigger, more dangerous prey. Armoured scaling, epsecially across the chest, not only adds weight (stronger cats, and heavier bodies to escape from) but protection as well

Coldbank are p obvious, they can fully swim with their tails and they are Quite Fast

Bogden hunt on the dark side of the Valley, where the cliff casts a shadow and makes it colder and darker, so i threw some owl in there (and weasel, when i get back to drawing them)

Windswept I went round and round on. I'd originally thought kangaroos but in the end I decided it departed too much from the Cat Body Plan, so I changed it to hare, with a sprinkling of vulture

Lotus and Petra took a bit to settle on as well, but i very much am happy with the feathers. I'll have to have a think about where a lineage like that came from

and then any other outsiders I have more freedom to just wing it, though I do know about some of the small populations that live outside of Eden, like the mountain cats

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Yes to pottery, big yes! Pottery is seen in Bogden and Coldbank, less so in Goldspring (who prefer weaving) but they still trade for it. Windswept like being able to pick up and go, so you almost never see pottery there

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ALCOHOL i mean!! man I haven't thought about it (I've thought more about plants that they might smoke, which granted isn't much either fjfj)

Honestly I'd have to do research but if there was justifiable means and desire/usage/purpose I'd def incorporate it at least somewhere

Maybe...Maybe mountain cat booze...

[yakutarts]

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T.o.S :

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These are the terms of service that govern the execution of art commissions with the artist:

1. Non-commercial Commissions:

- I do not work with commercial commissions. Any use of your commissioned artwork is for personal, non-profit purposes only.

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2. Usage Restrictions:

- It is not allowed to use the commissioned artwork for artificial intelligence training or any form of data analysis.

- Reselling the commissioned artwork, especially as an NFT (non-fungible token) or any other form of tradable digital asset, is strictly prohibited.

3. Copyright and Intellectual Property:

- The artist retains all copyrights and intellectual property rights to the commissioned artwork, even after delivery.

- The client does not have the right to claim authorship of the artwork or use it in any way that infringes upon the artist's rights.

4. Use of Images and Promotion:

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5. Custom Designs:

- Custom designs created by the artist are not to be resold or used for commercial purposes without the explicit permission of the artist.

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- I understand that clients may have specific requirements or preferences. I am open to accommodate up to 10 major changes to the commissioned artwork. Please note that these revisions must be requested and finalized before the rendering process begins. Once the rendering process has started, I can accept up to 5 additional minor revisions, but major changes may not be feasible at that stage. Any revisions beyond these limits may be subject to additional charges or renegotiation.

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By proceeding with an art commission, the client acknowledges that they have read and agree to these terms of service. Any violation of these terms may result in appropriate legal actions.

I will draw:

Furry, Anthro, Animals, Creature, Fanart, Fruit/Candy/Light gore, Complex designs, Partially mecha, Toy sonas, Horror, SFW bondage, Weapons/Armor, Cosplay, Magic, Light suggestive art, Skeletons/Skull sonas, Copyrighted characters.

I will not draw:

Humans, Humanoids, Heavy gore, Fully mecha, Heavy suggestive art, NSFW, Offensive art, Fetish art, Latex, Bestiality, Pedophilia, Incest, Things that make me uncomfortable, Things I don't have the ability to draw because it's above my current level.

[subjectively-objective]

Arcana 99 - Ch. 6

Victory so Soon

What is this? Next

Of course, I had heard of the Grenfell-Maxwell Marathon. After all, it was a prime opportunity to reveal my genius to the world (and gain a non-trivial amount of money). My plans were meticulous, they had to be. Like all major advancements, there could be no flaws, else that would become the excuse for not moving forward.

It had happened with the automobile, 

“Why should we rely on oil and machines to make us travel when a horse does just as well?”

“It’s barely any faster than a horse, and can’t even go off paved roads.”

And the airplane, 

“It can’t even carry more than one passenger, it will never replace rail and sea.”

“It crashes too often. It’s just unsafe.”

Nevermind the fact that horses required fuel in the form of food. Nevermind the fact that a horse could tire or become injured. Nevermind the fact that planes could traverse previously impassable terrain. Nevermind the fact that boats and trains can sink and crash as well. Nevermind the fact that these arguments had opposed every advancement in human history and not once have they changed. 

Nevermind. Nevermind. Nevermind.

I stepped out of the back of my trailer; I shouldn’t be near the equipment when I am this irritable. I looked to my right and saw Jacqueline Santos-Dumont’s plane. It was a marvel of engineering, and the fact that she had designed and built it herself would have been a major inspiration for me if I were younger. Instead, my inspirations were Emmy Noether and Marie Curie. Inspirer or no, colleague or no, it pained me to take the win from her. Dumont was also flying to prove the fruits of her own mind, but this race was the only way I could demonstrate my own creation to the world; any other way would result in discounting it as a hoax. Besides, Dumont was already well known and would surely have other opportunities to show off her skills. 

I made my way to the front of the truck. On the way, I noticed a man had parked a motorcycle between my own and Dumont’s vehicles. He was alone, so I surmised that his partner had not shown up yet. Having reached the cab, I conversed with our driver, Hank, about our plan.

“Just so we’re clear when the race starts, don’t drive,” I said.

“Look, I’m fine with waiting to start, but could you at least tell me why?”

I smiled and shook my head, “That would just spoil the fun.”

Content with how well I believed Hank understood my instructions, I made my way back to the trailer. Once inside, I marveled again at my potentially wonderful creation. Potentially was only an operator here because I had to alter the original design to fit in the trailer. Doing so resulted in little room to maneuver. Pipes, antennae, motors, and cables filled every square inch of the space, leaving only a very specific route from one end to the other.

Along that route sat (layed?) a man entwined within the mechanical mess. He had his foot sitting inside a (purposeful) crevice of a cooling tank, and his hands were exploring the electrical depths of the main core of the machine. That man was my assistant, Charles Antony Tepper, and the only reason I was able to fit the machine inside this small trailer. My original plan was to unpack and build it outside; the open area would make issue detection and repairs simpler. However, he had the idea of packing it inside the truck and utilizing his small frame and nimble hands to reach around corners. Of the months we had spent preparing the machine for transport, less than half was spent making the design smaller. Most of our time was spent on optimizing the design of Charles’ footholds to be as unobtrusive as possible while still being useful. In the end, I was able to work on the most vital parts in the front while he could handle the little bits I couldn’t reach.

I heard a deafening roar outside, the race had started, “Charles, are you almost done?” I cupped my hands around my mouth to make myself louder.

Charles poked his head above the piping, “I just need to double-check the connection here,” he looked around himself, “and escape.”

I closed the trailer doors and grabbed the handheld transceiver from its mount on the door, “Hank, can you hear me?”

A static-filled moment passed before an answer came through, “Yes. And, before you ask, no, I haven’t started the truck.”

“Good, we’re almost done back here, so get ready.”

Another pause, “Ok.”

By then Charles had made his way out of the machine and reached the starting lever. I approached mine, counted down, and flipped the switch. The machine’s hum filled the room and the entire trailer began to shake. I say began, but it truthfully only shook once then stopped. Despite the short length of the event, I was able to think of potential consequences. We were either going to land safely, appear inside something and explode into billions of tiny pieces, appear inside something and watch it explode into billions of tiny pieces, miss the field entirely, or die mid-transit.

God, this is so fun.

I was excited, and when I discovered I didn’t die, my excitement grew.

“What was that!”

Hank’s frightened response did nothing but increase my elation. I took a step towards the trailer door, opened it, and stepped outside. I was inside of a small field surrounded by trees on three sides and a lake on the other.

It worked!

Charles and I had a celebratory hug and dance, “What just happened!?” Hank interrupted.

I smiled at him, “We just performed the world’s first portable teleportation.”

Hank continued to ask more questions, but I stopped him. We needed to travel the final mile to Flores if we wanted to win. To ease his curiosity, I offered to sit in the cab with him and explain along the way. Charles stayed in the trailer to monitor the machine.

On our way across the land bridge, I saw that decorations for the race finish were still being placed. One such piece was a banner emblazoned with “Congratulations Dumont!” I chuckled at that one then continued to explain the inner workings of my machine to Hank.

Hank drove around the island until we saw a building with a sign for “Grenfell-Maxwell Marathon Stage 1 Offices”. We couldn’t find a place large enough for the truck to park, so we left it in the street while we stepped inside to accept our prize.

We spoke with the receptionist at the front desk. We then argued with her about how we actually were participants in the race and were not just there to steal the money. A few minutes of this passed before a tall, chubby man walked down the back stairs. I couldn’t describe a mote beyond that, I was too busy wondering how such a heavy-looking man could walk so lightly to take in his features.

“Oh, Mr. Maxwell,” The receptionist began, “I’m sorry for being so loud, but these people simply refuse to leave, and,” She leaned towards him and whispered (though it was loud enough for us to hear), “They keep saying they’ve won the race. Not the brightest scam artists I’ve seen.”

The man looked at us, glanced at the door, then approached us, “I’m sorry for my employee's rudeness,” He spoke in a slow deliberate manner with frequent second-long pauses. Every word he spoke was meticulously selected and weighed before it left his mouth, “But, you must understand that with. . . our current knowledge someone being able to move from the start to the finish this quickly is improbable.”

“Yes, it is, but I did. Go check your records, we signed up this morning at the starting line.” I said.

“Yeah, and I even had to deal with a race official ranting about how no one read the rules,” Hank added.

Mr. Maxwell nodded; it was just as deliberate as his voice, “I understand your frustrations with not being believed,” He glanced at the doorway again, “If you would please lead me to your vehicle, we can get this situation sorted.”

I agreed and led him out the door and into the small lot of the office. Mr. Maxwell then looked directly at Hank’s truck, “That is your vehicle then? It seems so ordinary, yet it brought you here so soon. And, the choice of such a cumbersome vehicle for this event is. . . odd. May I see inside?”

I barely had time to register his last request as he had already reached the trailer doors.

“No! You can’t.” Charles said, blocking Maxwell’s way, “We’re keeping the specifics of our transport a secret. At least, until someone is willing to buy it.”

Mr. Maxwell respectfully stepped away from the door and looked at Charles, “Ah, you wish to keep your discovery confidential. That is reasonable, for now.” Maxwell looked at the truck doors again, then turned around. He stared for a moment. I followed his gaze and my eyes fell upon the field we had landed in just a few minutes ago. Maxwell looked back to me, “It appears that your group did travel here. I will notify Mr. Grenfell of your success and return with your money shortly. However, due to the suspicious nature of your arrival, you must remain here for the next fortnight while we investigate the matter.”

“What? Then we’d lose our lead!”

“Do not be alarmed. I will have all other competitors follow suit. In the end, you will still have the same lead as before.”

Not one of us had a response for the man, so we watched in silence as his large frame quietly vanished behind the doorframe of the building. The entire ordeal had unnerved me greatly and revealed a large hunger within me.

Perhaps a side effect of the teleportation? Hmm. . .

Though, that was a question for another hour. For now, the three of us made our way to find food. It was difficult to order given how the vendor only spoke Q’eqchi’, but we were eventually able to get our meanings to each other.

Speaking of language barriers, I was surprised that Mr. Maxwell could speak French so fluently

We returned to the truck and Hank drove us back to the mainland and found a place to park. We bought rooms at a nearby hotel and lounged the rest of the day away. When it was finally time to sleep, I was barely capable of the act. Come tomorrow, reporters from across the globe would arrive to interview the race’s victor to learn how she achieved such a feat. I was nervous, but the fame and notability I could gain from that would propel my career beyond what anyone else has ever achieved. My discovery was sure to net a Nobel Prize. I’d become the next Tesla, the next Einstein, the next Rockefeller. . .

I fell asleep shortly afterward to my dreams of glory. In the morning, I would awake to find most of my predictions were true (No Nobel and no Rockefeller, sadly). Even with the mystery of instantaneous movement solved, I was destined to uncover a mystery far greater than I could ever dream. 

I am Sheri Hoy Parfit, and this race is how I changed the world.

Next

[the-hem]

"Equality." From the Maha Upanishad, the Exploration of the Mysteries of the Atman.

The Upanishad says if we sweat the poison out and work really hard to show the world some Grace, the rest will follow. Grace is the process and the product.

Even still, there is a way to manage life that is of God and not of the ego, the disillusioned little self all of us suffer from without progressive composition of the mind.

All the Eastern Shastras talk about equanimity, the ability to be balanced in perspective at all times. One doesn't have to like what one sees or understand it completely, but one does have to maintain one's balance.

That is what boundaries, rules and laws, rules of engagement that keep us safe from each other are for. The mind can't be but a pen that barely holds back a stampede of emotions all of the time just waiting to find something new to pick on, freak out over, become irrational about.

Meditation trains the mind to resist the temptation to be insane about everything to wait them out and see what is really going to happen, then resort to what is legal, intelligent, constructive about the circumstances, a very gracious approach. This creates no sin, yields the self not to temptation, and unveils a stellar performance of duty after which life gives up its rewards quite readily.

Meditation begins with a strict focus on what is visible, AKA what is real. Most of our problems today stem from the fact we refuse to believe the danger and suffering we are responsible for is real. Without the ability to sense the presence of suffering, Grace is not possible. So first we clear the mind of all that insulating us from the suffering:

The vision got through words of (Vedanta) that you are composed, unborn, beginningless and endless, shining, taste (bliss) alone, devoid of symptoms of mind – all this is for the (lower) knowledge and wasteful – only Om is real.

All the visible things in the world are nothing more than the consciousness without vibration – contemplate this. Or, with mind ever enlightened and performing worldly functions, you remain knowing the oneness of the self, like the calm ocean.

Only the knowledge of Truth is the fire to the grass of mental impressions – this is said to be Samadhi, not mere silence.

Just as the world is active when the much desired sun has arisen (Mani – gem of the day, the sun), so also do the creatures of the world, when the supreme reality is present.

So, oh sage, the agentship and non[1]agentship in the self arise: -- the spirit is a non-agent when there is no desire – an agent by his mere presence.

These two exist in the Supreme Being – agency and non-agency – Resort to it firmly which is the (ultimate) cause of the two. So, by the thoughts, well kindled, that I am always a non-agent, the remains only the state of equality called the supreme immortality.

Agents cause suffering, non-agents cause Grace. Grace is the natural response of the human heart to pain and happiness. When the mind is free to do what God designed it to do, we are very good at relieving pain and celebrating happy moments.

In between these is equanimity, balance, called upasana, "respect". Without a doubt respect relieves suffering and undoes all the problems discrimination and prejudice cause before they even begin.

I have said it before, but the law requires we show each other respect. Grace might be a higher hanging fruit for some, but respect is doable. Respect is expected and required and it is verily enforceable.

Somehow still, we have lost our respect and because of this the world has become a very emotional place. In the midst of all the emotions, we are not performing our "worldly functions like a calm ocean."

A great deal of time is being wasted. We are too advanced a civilization to fail to heed the implications of this. Today, write, call, or visit your local or state government and insist laws mandating respect are enforced and pave the way for Grace on this planet.

[mi5014jesspark]

Independent work 1- My parade theme ideas.

Ideas generation of which parade theme I'd like to explore.

-Solar system parade: A parade with the intent to educate about our solar system. Yes there are 8 planets so I will have to cut down the number of planets. Similar to Earth-day in its intent to inform and celebrate. The characters would be 'Humanoid planets', a challenge to design human characters distinguishable as being associated to the planets. This personification of the planets would aid in the teaching about their importance as audiences empathise with humans better as they cans 'see themselves in them'. I am a big sucker for celestial imagery, the universe and everything out there in space that i cannot comprehend. I also feel like its important to explore space more so than just on a face value. Recently i found out that each planet has a star sign that is associated with it, I would tie this into my characters and show deeper connections to the planet than is usually explored.

-Wiccan / Pagan holidays: Similarly to how the 'Jack and the green' festival celebrates the 'coming of the summer spirit', the wheel of the year depicts the 8 holidays or 'Sabbats' that celebrate the seasons. I could choose to focus on one of the Sabbat's and portray the parade as that singular celebration. Or I could depict multiple of the Sabbats and give a broader look into the calendar of celebrations. I like this idea as over the summer I have delved deeper into exploring my own beliefs, this would allow me to portray my interests alongside my work. Keeping me interested in the project as it develops.

-Deities and their different representations: I would like to explore how different deities have similar renditions between different belief systems and religions. For example, the goddess of love is present in many different sets of beliefs. In Greek mythology she is known as Aphrodite whereas in Roman mythology she is Venus. I would choose one god or goddess to represent and create characters that depict their different counterparts, taking inspiration from the different cultural aspects of each belief system / religion. I am fascinated by the gods and goddesses, researching and portraying the different renditions of the same deity seems like endless fun to me. Again this would allow me to explore my belief system and expand on culture.

-Folklore and mythology: pretty simple, choose my favourite mythical creatures and cryptids and make a parade about them. Cultural and historical research complete through delving into the 'lore' of each character.

-Deceptive flowers: Five flowers that look innocent but have dangerous properties or unkind meanings. Research into different poisonous plants and flower language to relate back to their uses. If a plant is specific to a region I will make cultural links in the design.

-Days of the week and their associated gods and uses: It is said that each day is ruled by a different deity and that each day has a purpose. For example, Thursday is the day of the Norse god Thor and is said to bring elevated prosperity.

-5 a day: silly fruit festival with the promotion of eating 5 a day. make fruit puns, put an anti doctor sticker on the apple?

-non-cat cat animals: opossum, fox, badger, raccoon, rat. They are all the same animal just different fonts. Could be used to promote wildlife conservation.

-The pentagram: parades aim would be to de-stigmatise the symbol. it represents the 5 wounds of Christ, the 5 elements (air, earth, fire, water and spirit), the five stages of life and many other non 'evil' symbols. Again ties to paganism, satanism and many origins in other religions. For the 5 elements, each character would represent each element in some way: think ATLA, Elemental, the Tinkerbell universe.)

-The five stages of grief: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.

-The primary lunar phases: New moon, first quarter, full moon, last quarter, and the waning crescent. Each holds different energies, emotions and intentions.

-Appalachian mountains: what on Earth goes on there.

[bravemina]

The Value of Sustainable Development Programs towards Business Development

When I first encountered the Sustainable Development Goals, or SDG, I instantly developed my appreciation for them as I see them as the guiding compass and invitation to drive all initiatives towards global progress. What makes them even more remarkable for me is their ability to encompass not only non-profit endeavors like those led by the UN, but also their significant impact on for-profit efforts. I am genuinely excited to witness the fruits of the SDG in the coming years, knowing that they are designed to address all possible gaps, known issues, and challenges. My hope is that they will create a profound and lasting impact on poverty, development and well-being.

As an advocate of sustainable development, I am particularly interested in exploring how these goals motivate and inspire innovative solutions from the private sector. As businesses align themselves with SDG, they commit to shape their products and services to the changes brought about in health, education, environment and others. They can also tap into new markets and consumer segments. In fact, over the past years, I have been a witness to an inspiring trend of companies embracing sustainability as a central pillar of their core strategy. This notable shift towards more responsible and environmentally conscious practices has been both remarkable and encouraging to everyone. I have observed these initiatives across a wide spectrum of products, ranging from consumables such as food items to toiletries like skincare products, and even extending to the apparel industry and many others. Being a conscious consumer who is well-informed about the SDGs that obviously started to create impact in our world, I naturally lean towards supporting the companies that have actively participated in this positive shift towards sustainability.

Choosing products that align with the SDG not only makes me feel good about my purchases but also empowers me to be a part of a larger global movement towards a more sustainable and equitable world. Certainly, this is a feeling shared among other consumers, as well. Knowing my choices can contribute to fostering positive social and environmental impacts, even if it is in small ways, is gratifying.

Companies are also seen to be innovative. They develop new technologies, products and services, and even business models. As research is strengthened, employees are also equipped with relevant capacity building. Something that I wonder about is how these fast- paced transformational approaches impact the company finances. 

Company Corporate Social Responsibility or CSR efforts are also evident. I often encounter events that support corporate policies for the benefit of the environment such as ocean clean up and tree planting. Some companies commit to supporting the annual Brigada Eskwela and feeding programs all over the country. All these programs are not left unseen by the stakeholders. First, by their communities and consumers who are the participants in these efforts. Next, by the workforce, especially the employees who are increasingly concerned about societal and environmental issues. In my observation, these are the younger generation. And finally, by the investors who are probably also on the lookout for the adherence to the SDGs. 

When businesses all operate towards aligned goals, partnerships and collaborations both in the private sector and in government are most likely to be established. These collaborations tackle issues that go beyond their individual capacities, creating a more conducive environment for sustainable business development.

My sincere hope is that the SDGs become ingrained in the everyday vocabulary of companies, so much so that they become an integral part of their strategies and ways of working. Imagine a world where businesses see SDGs as guiding principles for decision-making at every level, they will proactively seek ways to align their operations with these goals, considering not only profit but also their global responsibilities.

[indiejones]

THE MISLEADING POLITICS OF APOLOGIES - NEHRU V/S SAVARKAR

A) THE NEHRU CHAPTER. First let's get the MOST DIRECT APOLOGY LETTER WRITTEN BY JAWAHARLAL NEHRU TO THE BRITISH AUTHORITIES, WHEN LODGED IN A TOUGH JAIL NOT TO HIS LIKING, outta the way, before we get to the great Savarkar. Here's an account by fellow prison-mate M.K. Santhanam in his famous memoir ‘Handcuffed with Jawaharlal", describing how papa Motilal Nehru spoke to the Viceroy of India no less, after 2-3 days of Nehru's arrest & lodging in a jail not to his liking. He writes, “I was handcuffed with Jawaharlal and Gidwani was handcuffed with a policeman and we were put in a miserable branch line train and taken to Nabha, where we were lodged in a separate and secluded part of the jail which had mud walls. The room was 20 ft by 12 ft. The roof as well as the flooring was also of mud. .... Even the sentries were not allowed to speak to us. No arrangements were made for our bath. Our clothing was also not given to us. Mud was falling from the roof all the time.” “Jawaharlal was highly irritated at this treatment and he found vent to his irritation by sweeping the floor every half hour and trying to keep the room clean. Gidwani and myself were more amused than angry.” “Our imprisonment in the Nabha jail was not known to the outside world. Pandit Motilal Nehru got worried and tried to ascertain our whereabouts from various officials and non-officials in Punjab. Failing to get any reply, he approached the Viceroy himself who got the information from Nabha. .. This took two to three days. The authorities of the Nabha jail suddenly changed their attitude and arrangements were made for our bathing. Our clothes were given to us and friends from outside were allowed to send fruits and other eatables”. He within 12 days of this arrest, signed a bond with apology (per standard proforma), promising to not return to Nabha again. A well-kept promise to Brits, he himself oh so charmingly bemoans in his 'An Autobiography, Jawaharlal Nehru' Allied Edition 1961, page 116. Nehru's own words-"I took shelter behind the advice of friends and made of it as a PRETEXT TO COVER MY OWN WEAKNESS. For after all it was MY OWN WEAKNESS and disinclination to go to Nabha Gaol again that kept me away, and I have always FELT A LITTLE ASHAMED of thus deserting a colleague [Gidwani]. As often with us all, discretion was preferred to valour." (Gidwani jfyi, was the fellow Congressman jailed with Nehru at Nabha jail, which Nehru pleaded his way outta after 12 days).

(Attached below is a pic of one of Nehru’s ‘manageable’ prison cells).    https://www.hindustantimes.com/chandigarh/nehru-s-nabha-jail-ordeal-lost-in-past/story-EBrTBPS8u8UPMHndqThAjP.html B) SAVARKAR'S BRUTAL 10 YEAR 'KALA PANI JAIL' ENDURED AT ANDAMAN ISLANDS, IN THE FIGHT FOR INDIA'S INDEPENDENCE. Do you know how many yrs Veer Savarkar spent in far far terribler conditions than the ones even in Nabha, Punjab - 13 yrs, 10 yrs of these being in India's infamous 'Kala pani jail' at Andaman. Below is the historic account of daily torture treatment meted out to inmates incl Savarkar there- i. Savarkar was forced to work on the kolu (oil crusher) designed for bullocks not humans for drawing oil, he was made to skin oakums which would leave his hands covered with blisters, was often kept tied for hours with his hands raised and beatings with belts were common. ii. Drinking water was not allowed during work. Toilet breaks were strictly regimented. Any prisoner who had the need,would have to hold it for hours until permitted by guards, to be then locked up in tiny cells with two clay pots, one for drinking water and other for toilet. To be contd from 5 am next day. iv. Many prisoners died or went insane under these torturous conditions. v. Savarkar was put in solitary confinement for months to an extent knew his brother Ganesh Savarkar was also imprisoned in same premises yet couldn't meet him till nearly 2 yrs passed. vi. Savarkar was also denied pen and paper to write hence wrote Kamala Kavya on prison walls. Which'd be whitewashed,to which'd stubbornly start writing over again! Twas 2.5 yrs after such daily treatment, when word of such inhumanity reached higher up,was given his first chance to correspond. In the petitions,that politicians from oppn laughably call apologies,he never for once apologizes for any of his actions,only stating that now,2.5-3 yrs on,that Brits are allowing edu representation for Indians via Morley-Minto reforms,need to pick up guns no longer arises,& mainstream politics to reach the masses for him is viable! Savarkar,being a barrister from England,would often educate other inmates too about using every tool within law,to find ways outta jail,so then restart the movement. Stubbornly staying on in jail was stupidity,he'd opine! Btw,not only was Savarkar's petition denied,that Sanyal & many other great freedom fighters released on,obvo for Savarkar's galvanizing power,was even refused permission to step out of his premises! Savarkar would spend 13 yrs in formal jail (10 in just below prison cell in pic 2!), & 14 yrs under subsequent house/district arrest..all for India's freedom! - No Apologies!

(Docu on Andaman jail -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9E5MOS_4bk )

PS.:

Do you know that Gandhi (as per available records with historians in know of this blogger now) would receive huge sums as prison allowance when in jail of all places, ranging from Rs. 100/month in 1930, increased to Rs. 555/month by 1943 when imprisoned in the Aga Khan Palace of all places no less! Also would have their own cooks in jail, for cooking special food per their physical necessity.

While Savarkar on the contrary was in Kala Pani jail, had each & every item of his house taken away from his family, with family made to literally beg on the streets of a society that was made to excommunicate them by the clever Congress-aided ploy of tagging revolutionary freedom fighters as “criminals”. And in the 13 yrs of subsequent ‘District arrest’ in Ratnagiri, had all his means of livelihood incl his degrees taken away from him, & only after long official written deliberations given Rs. 60/month as family allowance when living with his wife & 3 children for a 8 yr period of that 13 yr house arrest (not jail), far far lesser than his contemporaries similarly house-arrested in Bengal too btw.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2wbEXB7W0 )

[healthfitness7]

How do I lose weight within 2 months?

1. Set yourself a realistic weight loss goal. While it's great to identify how much weight you want or need to lose in the long term, short-term goals are also important. Try to focus on how much you want to lose in a month and what you need to do to achieve it. By setting sub-goals to reach your bigger goals, you can make sure you stay on track.

2. Identify your caloric needs and count calories to lose weight. An effective way to ensure that you reduce your food intake enough to lose weight is to count calories. Your doctor can help you identify a healthy calorie goal, or you can figure it out yourself. You should aim to cut between 500 and 1,000 calories from your diet per day through a mix of diet and exercise. Record everything you eat and drink using a food diary or calorie tracking app.

3. Fill up on nutrient-dense foods that are lower in calories. Fruits and vegetables will fill you up while contributing fewer calories than other foods (for example, bread, chips, and candy). Eat 1-2 servings of fruits or vegetables at each meal as a way to stay full on fewer calories. Here are some great options:

salads prepared with fresh romaine lettuce, spring mix or spinach and tomatoes and cucumbers

steamed vegetables (for example, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, green beans, and summer squash)

freshly cut melon, berries, apples and pears

4. Find out about intermittent fasting. Intermittent fasting is a way of eating where you eat all your meals in the space of 8 to 10 hours during the most active part of your day. For most people, this is between 7:00 am and 5:00 pm However, it is possible to designate a time frame that works for you. You just have to be careful to do it in the same period every day so that between 14 and 16 hours pass from your last meal of one day to your first meal of the next.

5. Try a low-carb or low-fat diet. Both eating strategies can help you lose weight because they will restrict calories through the food choices available to you. Therefore, it is more important that you choose a diet that you can stick with in the long term. If you like low-carb foods (for example, eggs, bacon, cheese, and non-starchy vegetables), a low-carb diet may work for you. However, if you can't live without fruit, bread, pasta, and rice, a low-fat diet may be a better option.

6. Drink more water than other drinks. Water has no calories and provides the hydration your body needs to function properly. You don't need to drink anything else. Drink mostly water every day as a way to reduce your overall calorie intake.

7. Practice mindful eating strategies to slow down. Mindful eating is a way to become more aware of your body and the experience of eating in order to eat less accordingly. Here are some strategies you could try:

Turn off the TV or computer or put away your cell phone while you eat.

Eat with your non-dominant hand or use chopsticks.

Focus on other aspects of your meal as a way to help you slow down. Inhale the aroma, see how it looks on your plate, and chew slowly so that you feel the flavors and texture of the food in your mouth.

8. Exercise for at least 150 minutes a week. This is the minimum recommended amount of exercise to maintain good health. However, the more exercise you do, the better. Try to incorporate at least 30 minutes of exercise on most days of the week. Do something you love in a way that makes it easier for you to stick with it.

9. Incorporate strength training as a way to increase your resting metabolic rate. By building muscle, you increase your resting metabolic rate, which means you'll burn more calories even when you sleep. You can build strength using resistance bands, dumbbells, strength-training machines, or exercises that involve body weight. Aim for two 30-45 minute strength training sessions a week.

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[maltawristbands]

The Best Kept Secrets About Eco Friendly Lanyards

I found out about eco-friendly lanyards when I was placing an online order for nylon lanyards for my company’s yearly peer review conference.

At one time, I happened to check out all the other lanyard options and noticed a new tag; eco-friendly lanyards. On digging into the new product a bit, I realised that eco-friendly lanyards in Ireland were produced from recycled plastic. Frankly, I find it fascinating that plastic can be converted into a lanyard in Ireland. But hey, if instead of going into a waste heap or rubbish heap or ground fill somewhere, if plastic can be converted into a lanyard, then I’m all for it.

So, I dug a bit deeper and found out that just like other lanyards, eco-friendly lanyards too can be custom printed in the full array of colours. But if plain colours are what you seek, then eco-friendly lanyards in Ireland are available in white, red, black, green, yellow, blue and a variety of other colours. I was assured that other solid colours are available upon request and that the supplier could even offer the popular ‘rainbow’ style of lanyards, which gives the rainbow effect across the whole surface. Great, I thought.

If you need customised lanyards then you could opt for customised eco-friendly lanyards that contain logos, background styles, text and even numbering. I am considering including a design that says ‘this lanyard is recycled’ for our next order – so that other people can also see the product!

For those of you who are wondering whether eco-friendly lanyards in Ireland appear different from regular lanyards, here’s the best kept secret about these eco-friendly lanyards; they are completely indistinguishable from regular non-eco-friendly lanyards.  So go ahead, save the planet, and feel nice about it while at the same time, meeting your objectives of buying lanyards.

For those of us who are technically inclined, eco-friendly lanyards are manufactured using recycled Polyethylene therophyte (rPET). It is procured when from used plastic fruit juice cans and bottles, used food cartons and other similar products.

Instead of the plastic being dumped in some landfill and polluting the planet, they are recycled and made into a fresh material that can be put to good use. One of these uses is converting the recycled plastic into lanyard material. There is a small extra charge for ordering recycled lanyards but really when considering the good it does for the environment it is a fair price, and I am sure anyone who recycles at home or at work will be happy to pay the extra amount.

There’s a whole range of standard accessories that are available with the eco-friendly lanyards, these include the black safety breakaway which is not visible when worn. The black safety breakaway is a safety device that detaches the lanyard if it gets pulled. For example, if the lanyard gets caught in a door or lift, or in some moving machinery, the safety device will break off automatically and avoid injury. A range of different accessories is available with the environmentally friendly lanyards including buckles, hooks and claws. Additionally, many people use plastic pockets to hold ID badges at the end of the lanyard for identification purposes.

My company has been buying its custom lanyards from https://www.irelandlanyards.com for years but only recently moved over to the eco friendly type. We are very happy with the new product and nobody would notice the difference in material. With great prices and a helpful sales team on hand we are very happy to order from them.

[skaald-of-the-hearth-fires]

Hm those are really interesting points! That would make the story hang together in a really neat way, I love this take! (I'd personally object to the "They always try to do it alone" bc I feel the moral of the story far more often points to "with unity many impossible things may be achieved" and I see the norn mindset as being a little at odds with that, but hey! Character growth! Or just straight-up Wolf spirit lol)

But yeah it definitely gives a more weighty reason to why the Commander is Like That, where a charr or human or asura, aside from personal headcanon/characterization, could just up and say "I'm done." For norn and sylvari, it's your entire culture and way of life, not just the last ten years of it, that they'd be denying.

That definitely does make it more powerful on a second playthrough, I guess I'm more skeptical of a first-time playthrough, when you're starting with little to no info about the world and trying to piece the story together.

Eir dying is a real smack in the face tbh. They handled that so poorly too. Like - that COULD HAVE been the trigger for a lot of things with Braham, instead he gets one instance and a whole player base misunderstanding him. And Zojja?? Like Eir dying could have been the catalyst for SO MUCH growth there, but instead NOTHING. She at least got a memorial and whatever story Braham DID get, but honestly the aftermath of HoT did everyone dirty. Eir, Trahearne, sylvari in general (Caithe got the best of it but still), the Nightmare Court, the Pale Tree, Zojja, ANYTHING where the whole gang got together and said "whew... that was an awful six weeks" like a proper epilogue (we got one of those for literally every other expac ugh).

Honestly it feels like Eir got a lot of things stacked against her specifically from the start. She has a grand vision and is the catalyst for starting Destiny's Edge, but she never lives to see the Tooth crack or Jormag defeated or ANY of her visions. She wasn't even that helpful against Zhaitan. Like that's such a tragedy. She sacrificed so much, had such grand visions, worked so hard, and didn't see the fruits of ANY of it except maybe talking to Braham later on as a ghost.

And maybe a norn Commander has a similar fate: never able to rest and say "I'm done, I can relax." Always fighting, never able to sit back and enjoy the fruits of their labor. Anet, beach episode when.

I feel like the typical reasons we recommend sylvari first is because of how they relate to Trahearne; the typical norn mindset I think would be far more prone to errors of thought along the lines of "I'm building my legend and I am or am going to be the specialest little boy", cue resentment when Trahearne comes along. (But then, if a person was prone to that, even playing sylvari won't save them lol.)

(I could totally design fixes for ALL the stories that'd introduce Trahearne better MASSIVELY. Even just have people constantly keep mentioning him all thru the first 60 levels till Claw Island. Mentor constantly going "Oh Trahearne told me XYZ once" or "man Trahearne taught me this / I taught Trahearne that" or "this info about the Risen that we have is ALSO corroborated by Trahearne, so like, that makes it EXTRA legit" - every single level 30 story involves Risen primarily, so perfect places to namedrop him, EXCEPT the norn, but you end up going to the Literal Durmand Priory Building, how easy it would be to have Trahearne just happening to be visiting and decide to pitch in), even at the Destiny's Edge meeting in LA, have Caithe approach even non-sylvari players with like "I can tell you're concerned with the threat of the dragon's, HELP ME" (which would just be. A better intro to DE anyway so you have a legit personal connection with one you didn't have before), then just name drop Trahearne in there too. Like you DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE ANY OF THE STORIES, JUST ADD LIKE. SOME DIALOGUE) (so so so so many story improvements could be made with More Dialogue but I admit I'm biased, dialog is great and amazing)

Anyway, very interesting take on norn vs sylvari (everybody I introduce to the game likes to play norn lol, now I have a potential way to spin it haha). (Noooo not me always masterminding their stories lolz)

i'm not even a sylvari person myself and i believe that people looking into guild wars 2 for the story experience should select sylvari. the sylvari personal story has IMO the most seamless emotional tie-in to the earlier main story. you will know trahearne and your trust in caithe is something that will have more meaning and weight to you. heart of thorns (elaborates no further). plus sylvari are kind of gay. if you are a furry disregard everything i just said and select "charr"

[xhanisai]

Truth Or Dare?

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Summary:

Adrien gulped, completely frozen in his seat under the gaze of his demonic classmates, the almighty, notorious peer-pressure throwing a concert whilst his Lady continued to act like that the string on the floor was far more interesting than the fact that her newly discovered partner was currently in the hot seat. 'Now how do I answer this!?' He panicked internally, twiddling with his thumbs and praying to the Gods more reliable than Plagg that Marinette would suddenly come up with some brilliant, top-notch plan that would surely get them both out of this. Especially if she doesn't want him to whimper out: "Ya got me! It was Marinette when she kissed the evil out of me after I got shot by Dislocoeur, hahaha! Oh, do I need to mention that I have no recollection of it whatsoever and that I was decked up in my usual catsuit whilst she was in her polka-dotted onesie? A brilliant first kiss, amirite!? Not to mention that our second kiss was also wiped from my memory, cheers for that Alya and Nino!"

Pairing - Adrinette Prompt - 'Truth or Dare?' ~(x)~ . . . Adrien was fucked. He was entirely, thoroughly, immensely fucked. And not in the literal way much to the teen's utter dismay and painful frustration. And certainly not anytime soon, judging by his princesse's stiff, flustered posture who was on the floor across him, along with the rest of their class sitting in a circle (sans Lila and Chloé, Dieu merci). Gremlin-like smirks were etched on their friends' mischievous faces and sinister cackles escaped their mouths like the Madhatter from Alice Au Pays Des Merveilles. Even timid ol' Sabrina wore a grin that would rival the Cheshire cat. But never mind that. What was the cherry on top was how both he and Marinette just found out each other's identities no more than ten minutes prior. The two idiots were desperately sprinting back to collège Françoise Dupont after their latest akuma battle without noticing the other, only to literally collide into one other and their transformation to wear off immediately, leaving them both with matching gaping expressions. If luck was on his side, the scenario would have carried on with Adrien whipping out 'suave move #9236' and channelling his inner 'Tamaki Suoh', helping his Lady to her feet with a smile so sexy and seductive (guaranteed to win her over of course) and then him proceeding to ask her out for a cup of coffee where they can talk! Then, he would have totally charmed her with another brilliant smile that would have surely fly kicked away whatever feelings she had for that 'other' boy (he named him M. Imbécile), caressing that soft, soft cheek of hers with his hand and surely they would have leaned in for a hot, passionate, true love's kiss (and he'd finally know what it's like to be properly smooched)! MAIS NON. NON. His five seconds of absolute happiness, of pure bliss after finding out that the two girls he bloody loved so damn much and practically worshipped, were one and the same- WAS INTERRUPTED. . The inconveniently timed Ladyblogger and her DJ boyfriend arrived at the scene, practically snatching both him and Marinette away and back to class, babbling about how Mme. Bustier was going to arrive late hence they were going to take advantage of it. By taking advantage, they meant avoiding all responsibilities by playing a specific game. A game that Adrien has learnt to now, unconditionally despise. . "We're not getting any younger here, Buttercup. Tell us, who was your first kiss? And don't even think about lying your way out, we can tell by your face that you definitely got some sort of action~" Alya's glasses flashed in such a devilish way, even Le Papillon would have found himself shitting his pants. "Of course, if you don't want to answer the truth...you can always pick dare," 'LIKE HELL I WILL!' The last person to have picked 'dare' was Rose and she was instructed to deliver a hearty smack to Kim's bum! The teen model pretty much vowed that the only booty his hands were allowed to touch was Marinette's, with consent obviously. And vice versa. And the person before Rose who chose 'dare' was Nino! He was dared to sneak outside, climb to the top of the building's rooftop and sing Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' from the top of his lungs, recording himself live on Instagram as proof. It was a miracle that he never got caught by the staff! Again, the feline hero very much preferred that any attempts of his serenading would only be heard by the ears of the love of his life. . Adrien gulped, completely frozen in his seat under the gaze of his demonic classmates, the almighty, notorious peer-pressure throwing a concert whilst his Lady continued to act like that the string on the floor was far more interesting than the fact that her newly discovered partner was currently in the hot seat. 'Now how do I answer this!?' He panicked internally, twiddling with his thumbs and praying to the Gods more reliable than Plagg that Marinette would suddenly come up with some brilliant, top-notch plan that would surely get them both out of this. Especially if she doesn't want him to whimper out: "Ya got me! It was Marinette when she kissed the evil out of me after I got shot by Dislocoeur, hahaha! Oh, do I need to mention that I have no recollection of it whatsoever and that I was decked up in my usual catsuit whilst she was in her polka-dotted onesie? A brilliant first kiss, amirite!? Not to mention that our second kiss was also wiped from my memory, cheers for that Alya and Nino!" Unfortunately, (once again) for him, not even his pleading kitty eyes were able to penetrate the wall of aloofness that Marinette held between them, leaving him completely on his own, ready to be torn apart by their friends' malevolent hands. He was the equivalent of a teeny tiny, illegally cute kitten, surrounded by a circle of hungry, deadly, carnivorous wolves, licking their chops! Yet, Marinette remained unphased, pretending to stare out into space and think about what her Maman and Papa would prepare for dinner as if Adrien's scrutinising gaze weren't like arrows all over her side. However, much to her disadvantage, Agreste is her partner and he knew her very, very well. The desperate cat was able to pinpoint the cold sweat that was growing on her forehead, knowing that his presence was starting to get to her and conscious of the fact that she cannot ignore him for long either. 'Come on Marinette, you can't resist me forever. Please help!' His lack of any sort of psychic powers didn't stop him from wishing that she could read his mind but dammit did he try. 'Don't you love your pauvre Chaton!? Aidez-moi s'il vous plaît, My Lady!!!' Just before he could resort to begging out loud, Alix Kubdel... ...snickered. Simply from that evil, ominous sound, both Adrien and Marinette paled on the spot at a speed faster than M. Césaire's panther could ever dream of running at. "Ever since we asked you that question, not once have you looked away from Marinette...now why is that~?" The short girl's insight caused the rest of the class to gasp cheekily and "Oooh~?" simultaneously, their ferocious appetite for juicy gossip now at full throttle much to both heroes' apprehension. "And you, Mari! You look like a kid who got caught stealing from the cookie jar. I think the two of you have something big to admit to the rest of us, hmm?" "...No-oooo...?" Dupain-Cheng refused to make eye contact with anyone, her lips stuck between what looked like a grimace and a fake smile, continuing her sentence which was just as truthful as Jagged Stone's claims of being in his mid-twenties. "I am still a lowly virgin maiden in the kissing department...heheh...heh..." Adrien on the other hand blinked owlishly as he finally came to a conclusion, his singular working brain cell grinding its gear through his thought process. Oh? Ohoh??? OHOHOOHOH??????? . "So that means I was your first kiss too?" . If there was a compilation labelled "Top Ten Ways That Adrien Mothafuckin' Stupid Agreste Fucked Up"... This would be number one. "...You didn't hear me say that out loud...right?" He gulped meekly, shrinking under the astonished looks that everyone gave him, his Lady's jaw dropping further than what he assumed was humanely possible. He. Was. Fucked. . The entire classroom erupted with utter chaos. Ranging from high pitched squeals from Alya, Rose, Mylène and Kim to "HOLY SHIT!" and "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?" from Alix, Nino, Juleka and so on. Even Marinette was left burning brighter than a tomato, covering her face in embarrassment along with her iconic mantra: "THIS IS A DISASTER!!!" and shaking her head. Money was exchanged from secretive bets that were placed on the model and designer, naughty comments were thrown around left and right and even more! If one were to enter the room right now, they'd think that they've just stumbled across a hectic zoo. Never in his life did Adrien want the ground to swallow him up so badly or even run away at the speed of sound to an unknown island where he would live off of fruit and grow old all alone without ever getting married. Marinette probably- no, she definitely hates him now. Her refusal to come out of her 'Don't talk to me, I'm catastrophising' human ball and face him was more than enough evidence to prove that. Who was he kidding, thinking that he would be able to get such a wonderful, spectacular girl like her to fall for a hopeless, ridiculous nincompoop like him? His attempts in the past never worked out before and it certainly wouldn't have worked out now. Forget about pursuing a romantic relationship with her, he's one-hundred percent sure that he's absolutely tarnished what was left of their friendship! He can visualise his terrifying, depressing excuse of a future already. No more shy, cute greetings with a gorgeous smile in the mornings before class from Marinette. No more fun banter and warm hugs on their favourite patrol environments from Marinette. No more cheeky jokes and flirty teasing from Marinette. No more timid conversations and saying his name in the most softest way he's ever heard from Marinette. And, no more perfect "Bien joué!" fist bumps after an akuma battle from Marinette... How...how was he supposed to live without her? 'Shit, I can feel my eyes starting to water...' He took a deep breath, staring at the ceiling to force the traitorous tears away from daring to come out. The last thing Marinette needed was to deal with a dumb crybaby like him after he's just embarrassed her like that with his stupid, big mouth- "-But when did this happen, Marinette??? Girl, why didn't you tell me!?" Snapping out of his self-pity, Adrien tuned back into the pandemonium, wincing at how mortified Marinette still looked (albeit she was no longer in her cocoon of doom). She pursed her lips at Alya with that adorable pout of hers, unsure of how to answer with something that didn't sound like a terrible excuse. . Finally, a solid answer blared in Adrien's brain, the blonde teen adamant that he turned the situation around and salvaged what was left of the bond between him and his Princesse. For now, he can focus on the dreadful future after he got the current situation sorted. He would do anything to make Marinette feel good around him again. "It was during that time we were at le Musée Grévin when I invited Alya, Nino, Marinette and Manon to join me," He ignored the way that their classmates leaned closer with wide grins, focusing on sending a quiet apology to Marinette's direction with his pleading eyes alone. "I was being dumb and tried to play a prank on Marinette when the other three were away. I ended up tripping and Marinette tried to help me but I accidentally pulled her down with me and...we accidentally kissed..." Although the scenario wasn't fully true, Marinette did manage to land a light peck upon his lips during that incident and that's all it took for it to be branded in his memory. The sear of foreign warmth that left his lips in tingles, the subtle taste of strawberry gloss that left him hungry for more and the unadulterated softness that rivalled even the most expensive of silk. He hoped that his little white lie towards the end was enough to alleviate what was left of Marinette's embarrassment, deaf to their classmates' coos and brows furrowed to emphasise how sorry he was to the girl he loves. Although there was still a hint of pink on her cheeks, her expression was something that he wasn't able to decipher and that only made his heart race even faster than before. 'Please don't hate me, please don't hate me, please don't hate me-' "So how was the kiss, then?" Ivan waggled his eyebrows, both him and his girlfriend playfully winking at Marinette at her protesting stammers. "Oh? E-Erm...it was very quick and brief so I didn't get a chance to enjoy it-" His treacherous eyes decided to land on Marinette's lips midway, his mind screaming to stop digging a deeper hole for himself. He wasn't quick enough to flit his gaze away, the indication that he wanted to kiss her again so painfully obvious that even a blind person would have noticed. "-It was very soft and nice, however! I don't regret it-" Suddenly... . ...Marinette stood up. Adrien felt like his heart was going to bust out of his chest with the way it ricocheted against his ribcage, his emerald eyes wide with apprehension and his breath lodged in his throat as if a vice was clasped around his neck. Was she going to kill him? He certainly thought he deserved it. "Alya," The heroine in disguise began, the teen model unable to hide his flinch. "Dare me to kiss Adrien." 

She lifted her head to face her partner, her sapphire blues no longer hidden in the shadows of her fringe and sparkling with both amusement and...love? Her kissable lips were upturned into a confident smile with a gloss that was begging for him to taste and he was absolutely losing his mind. Was he dreaming? He must be dreaming. Yes. No way in the seven heavens would Marinette, THE Marinette, would want to kiss HIM, the embodiment of bad luck! Yet, the twinkling of her eyes and the warmth that radiated from her as she walked closer and closer towards him said otherwise. He didn't even hear Alya's excited declaration for Marinette's dare, solely focused on the way his Lady kneeled in front of him, smoothed her hands towards his cheeks and cupped them so gingerly. . "Pucker up, Buttercup," Marinette murmured against his lips with an endearing smirk, grazing her nose with his and rubbing his cheeks with her thumbs before sealing the kiss. . With all the romantic daydreams and boyish yearning he went through when it came to Marinette's lips, Adrien thought that he was well prepared for the real deal if the day were to ever come, disregarding his bad luck of course. However, he has been wrong before. He's absolutely, definitely, positively wrong now. The brief, shocked, brush of lips back in the wax museum was barely a taster. Barely a glimpse of the real thing. Not even close to a sample of the luxury. From the moment she pressed her lips against his, Adrien was hit with an outstanding overwhelm of fervour, tenderness and sweetness. His body instinctively shuddered as a pleasant fire seeped from her mouth to his and then coursed through the veins of the rest of his body, his hand that was clutching his precious good luck charm gift from Marinette then loosening its grip and automatically reaching for her cheek. His piano fingers dug into the locks of one of her ponytails, entangling them. 'If this really is a dream, then please, don't wake me up,' The sensation was slightly odd and just, indescribable at the same time. Yet, the more he tasted that strawberry gloss, the more her lips moved against his, the further he fell in love, addicted to the sugar that he's craved for so long. His red-tipped ears were oblivious to the class' whoops and cheers, his heart crashing against his chest louder than ever and the feel of hers doing just the same against him had him soaring. 'She never hated me all along, right? This isn't a kiss of hate at all,' But most importantly, the feeling of Marinette's pulse quickening from when his fingertips slid down to meet the side of her sensitive neck, cradling the back of it and the almost inaudible whimper she let out, was branded to his touch and memory like an imprint. 'So this is a real first kiss? Is this what Marinette felt when she kissed me to get rid of Kim's spell? How did she manage to keep her composure around me since then?' Just as Marinette pulled away, her eyes shimmering with wonderful emotions and her lips as beautifully rosy as her cheeks, Adrien couldn't resist and pulled her back in without a beat. As if to make up for all those missed opportunities, all the moments where he could have stolen her breath away and all those unsaid words that surely would have made them happy. They could talk about the reveal and their feelings afterwards in the safety of Marinette's humble balcony without any prying eyes. They could sort out their overwhelming emotions and bask through their memories over that cup of coffee that Adrien now has the confidence to ask her out on. But just for now, the two of them wanted to enjoy their present and make the most of it. 'Sweet, sweet, sweet, she's so sweet...' . . . ~(x)~ A/N: Ah shit it's six am. I'll edit this tomorrow.